You know that fun game you play where you go to bed exhausted and then stare at the ceiling for the next four hours? Good times. If this sounds like you, then allow me to introduce to you the 17 best products for people who can’t sleep, brought to you by someone who’s always tired but likes to stay up until 3 A.M. thinking about that one embarrassing thing I said to an attractive man seven years ago.
Missing out on precious slumber is no joke. You don’t need me to tell you it’s bad for your mind and body … but I will anyway. I’m going to bypass the part where I talk about my under-eye bags and move on to the more serious ramifications of lacking sleep.
According to the Cleveland Clinic, loss of sleep can lead to impaired memory, moodiness, increased conflict with others, withdrawal from normal daily activities, and a greater likelihood of getting into a car accident. The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services adds increased anxiety is another side effect, along with a bigger risk of high blood pressure, heart disease, obesity, and diabetes. Furthermore, says the NHS, a lack of sleep can disrupt your immune system and libido, and make it harder to conceive.
And yet, a whopping one-third of us doesn’t sleep enough, says the NHS.
If you’re part of the one-third, here are 17 products you should check out that might help you get a more peaceful slumber.
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1Weighted Blanket

$69.80
Weighted blankets work because they use something called deep touch pressure (DTP), which science has found has a number of benefits. If you can’t seem to get your mind to calm down, a weighted blanket (or vest) might do the trick.
2Foot Warmer
3Hoodie Pillow

Remember the good ol’ days when you used to pull your hoodie over your head and fall asleep in math class when the teacher was probably talking about something important? Why stop now? This hoodie pillow looks trés cozy. I can almost feel myself drooling, with Mr. Meyers talking about solving for X…
4Blackout Curtains
5Noise Canceling Earplugs
6Sheet Clamps

$8.99
Maybe you’re an active sleeper. Maybe you share the bed with someone who tries to act out every fight scene from Game of Thrones in their sleep. Either way, nothing stinks more than waking up in the middle of the night with the fitted sheet all up in your business.
7Pregnancy Pillow

$59.59
You don’t need to be with child to enjoy this ginormous pillow that will support you in all the right places. If you enjoy sleeping on your side, you might also wake up with painful joints. Never again!
8Himalayan Salt Lamp
9Heated Massage Pillow
10Knee Pillow
11PM Light Bulb
12Molded Foam Eye Mask
13Breathable Sheets
14Musical Pillow
15Sleep Pad

This sleep pad does it all. It will track your sleep cycle, heart rate, and whether you’re snoring. It offers personalized coaching to help you sleep and feel better. You can even control things in your home like the lights and temperature — just by getting in and out of bed. Science! Will it do my taxes, too?
16Noise Machine
17Sunrise Clock
